I DIED at this part.
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bahaha
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Thanks, silver fox. :)
I’m sorry, everyone born 10/23. The internet has decided your fate…
KYMdb - Rage Comics
That would be me. Guess I’m in trouble.
(via BuzzFeed and their headline that certainly caught my eye, October 23rd Is The Worst Birthday)
Well, shit.
I got an A+ at Cal.
Brb, patting myself on the back.
bahahaha who wrote this essay while high then decided to make a wikipedia page for it…?
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six years?
It feels like a lifetime without you, brother.
My brother died when I was 16, so when people ask me how many siblings I have or my parents how many children, it always hurts for me to say “one sister” or for them to say “two kids.”
A few months ago at a work party, my dad had to deal with this after introducing me:
Asshole: Is this your only kid?
Dad: No, I have a younger daughter who couldn’t make it today.
Asshole: Oh, no more kids?
Dad: Nope, just these two.
Asshole: So no sons?
Dad: Nope…
IT’S LIKE… if my dad answered the first question with one other daughter, and then he proceeded to say that he has two kids, WHY ask the next question? I MEAN SERIOUSLY? People are stupid. It killed me to watch, I know it killed my dad, and WHAT THE FUCK, “Asshole” ??? I do not understand such inquiring minds, and they DEFINITELY don’t know how their stupidassness did a number.
SO THEN TODAY my mom and I were at the bank getting all my Louisiana business in order since my wittle credit union does not exist outside of my area, and this exhange happens with a bank employee who knows my mom by name and hears her brag about my sister and I nonstop.
Banker: So are you sad to see your daughter leave?
Mom: Of course, she is my baby!
Banker: Oh, so she is the youngest?
Mom: No, I have two daughters. She’s the oldest.
Banker: Oh, so it is the younger one who is doing political science.
Mom: Yeah, Christina graduated with an English degree.
Banker: So you only have the two?
Mom: Yep.
Banker: So no sons?
Mom: Nope…
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING SUCK.
That was my rant for the day. I just can’t believe BOTH my parents have had to deal with this shit from people who just don’t know when to stop, and I had to sit there and bear it. They are lucky I didn’t flip my SHIT.
I need to see this… like NOW.
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I loved everything they did with this episode. I knew it wasn’t real from the beginning because it would be an “easy out,” and Community doesn’t do easy - it does brilliant. BUT some of the shit they have done on this show is just TOO perfect to be acted out as if they were in a mental institution.
I LOL’D HARD, especially at this one.
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a very brady sequel plane scene
aqua from cheetah girls
baton rouge LA taco bells
bitches drinking out of cups
chimbleys
cool math games (what…)
dat ass
furbies
how long does champagne last?
hours KFC taco bell telegraph Ave
inception soundtrack
justin beiber doesn’t know what german is
look at that fucking hipster
meme generator
norman bates kinda cute though
plays pretty for baby
stat means now
teach for america
what is godzilla?
ya rly
Who am I? I don’t even want to check my phone’s.